Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Patheticness of Males

Here we go again. I may have said this before, but if the males of the human race behaved liked dogs do, our race would not have continued. Done. Finished before it began. No woman would ever put up with the whining and crying and overall sissiness, let alone be attracted to it.

Zee is pathetic.

Zuzu is not impressed.

This is the first time that Jim has been around to see it too. It's bothering him a lot more than it's bothering me. Haha! I've seen it all before. She'll be out of standing heat in a few days. Zee will only cry for a few days. Whatever. It will end. But Jim hasn't been through it, so he's all, "Zee! Quiet!" "Zee! Knock it off!" "Zee, man UP!" "ZEE!!!!"

It won't help; trust me.

Some things that help a little though are keeping them separated so that he can't see her, scented candles, bleach, original pine sol (and WOW do I hate that smell), and letting him stay near me.

That last point is important. If she's near me and he's not, a full blown panic attack can occur!

With that in mind, we'll just hang on for a day or two more.

Now, WHY did I schedule my telephonic job interview for this morning? I hope my interviewer is a dog lover!

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