Dear Santa,
As it is not too early to start planning for Christmas, I thought I would go ahead and send you a letter.
First, I would like to thank you again for last year's present. My puppy is amazing! She is not only a giant furball of love, but is also keeping me physically fit and intellectually stimulated.
With last year's gift in mind, this year could you please bring me a Dyson DC23 Animal Canister? And a steam mop? (One for all hard surfaces, to include hard wood floors, of course.)
Much appreciated.
Now, may I offer you a suggestion?
Have you ever considered having the elves merge with the Dyson and/or Oreck Corporations so that with every gift of a pet, they could also make and include an appropriate cleaning appliance? Just a thought.
Along those same lines, my gift requests for the next few years are as follows:
- 2012: a boyfriend to visit Zuzu and a carpet steamer
- 2013: another kitten and a Dyson cordless
- 2014: another Estrela and a new Dyson upright
- 2015: a tortoise
- 2016: another kitten and a lifetime supply of swiffer sheets
Thank you again, and enjoy the holidays!
v/r,
Penny
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