Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wrong


I was wrong!

Zuzu went into heat in June.  There was swelling and a tiny bit of bleeding and Zee was curious.  And then it ended.  I thought, “Wow!  That was so easy!”


I was wrong.


On August 10th, we noticed blood drops in the front entryway.  What is this?

It was more like the heat she had in January - she was a mess!  And that was not the worst of it!  I e-mailed Cindy (of course....‘cuz it’s what I do!) and she told me this was the “real” heat and to be prepared.

The week after, the 19th-24th, was pure torture.  Zee was MISERABLE!  He didn’t eat, play, or really sleep for five days.  He just cried.

Don’t try to see him in the video....just listen....





This sound filled my house until Wednesday, then the crying escalated to a high-pitched, ear splitting, bark!






The only break we got was at night.  Luckily, my mom was in town, so Zuzu slept in the basement guest room with her, while Zee slept upstairs with me.  The two floors separating them allowed Zee to finally calm down and get a little rest at night. He still whined, but I’m a super heavy sleeper, so that was okay with me.  

Jim was out of town all week at some “Cyber Security Conference Preparation Event”.  Does that sound as made up to you as it does to me?  I think it was an excuse to hang out in Nevada while the dogs were being rotten.  Never mind the fact that it’s been on the calendar since the spring and he had plane tickets long before all of the shenanigans began.  I still believe it was all a clever plot.

And conveniently, the barking and whining stopped on Friday.....and Jim flew home at midnight.  A little TOO convenient, if you ask me!


Fun Family Visit

The  Lenz's came from Texas for a visit.

Uncle Bob had not seen Zuzu since she was a puppy in California, and the rest of the Lenz's had never met either dog.  It was so much fun!

There were more people to play with!

Zuzu and Bob

Kids!  YAY!  And picture time, of course.
And the BEST thing of all?  MORE CUDDLES!!

Abby and Zee




Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Florida Water Sports

Zee, this is a POOL.  It's what I told you about....a useless, scary, giant body of water in a human's backyard.
TRESSA!  What are you doing?!!!  Don't fall in!!!!!


Are you.....are you...okay?  Tressa?

Dude?  Really?  I already explained to Zuzu that I'm okay - why do you have to come make sure too?

Just holler if you need us, Tressa.
We'll do laps around the edge until you're ready to be rescued!
We're right here for you!!


ZEE!  Come ON!!! This water is fun!  This is NOT a pool.  It's the OH-SHUN!!!!


Uh.....I'm not sure!


Alright, my toes are wet.  What do I do now?


Hey!  I thought I got OUT of the water!  What is this sorcery?!

Woohoo!  Hey!  She's right!  This isn't horrible!!!

Splish Splish Splash!  Splish Splish Splash!

Weeeee!  Weeeee!  WEEEEEE!!!!

I'm faster!  No, I'm faster!

Pant Pant Pant

SHAKE!!!

Look!  There's more OH-SHUN down here too!

Pant Pant.  How much OH-SHUN is there?

Mmmmm....nice cool toes.  I like cool toes.





Our humans are pretty cool after all!


She can sit and take a bath all day.  I'm outta here!

Heading Home

Zuzu introduces Zee to the Ocean

Monday, July 16, 2012

The Lawnmower Incident


As anyone who has been reading this blog knows, we are trying to train our dogs to bark less.  We don’t want to stop them from barking, but we want them to relax and not bark all day, every day, at everything.

One of the biggest challenges is when we are outside working in the yard, but the dogs are left inside.  Zuzu just goes crazy!

On Saturday, Jim was out mowing the front yard, and I joined him to do some trimming with the weed eater.  As usual, this did not make Zu happy, so she was barking nonstop inside the house.

I heard the barking stop, and when I turned around, Jim was mowing the lawn with her!  He uses a reel mower, so there’s no motor and no noise, and she was happily walking behind him as he made rows in the yard.  It was a great idea!

Then....bum bum Buuummm......he decided to stop for a drink of water.  He left her, tied to the mower, next to me while I got a drink of water.  She moved towards me, and the mower made a funny noise on the brick sidewalk.  She jumped!  The mower jumped after her.  She BOLTED!  Across the yard, across the street, with the mower dragging behind her.  She wrapped herself around the neighbor’s mailbox and her leather leash snapped, leaving the lawnmower in the neighbor’s yard as she ran back to us.  She was so scared!  

I had to bring her inside and give her a sponge bath from the stench.  She even scraped up her toenails on the street she was running so hard.  I sat with her on the back porch for about an hour to make sure she was relaxed.  No more lawn mowing for her!

Jim had to disassemble and reassemble the lawnmower to get it work again, but in the end, our great idea was not so great after all.




Friday, July 13, 2012

Day Three


Zuzu:  This new training stuff is fun!

Zee:  Look at me.  I’m a good boy.

Zuzu:  I bet I can get Mommy to jump up and say that new stupid word 500 times in one morning. Watch me! Bark!

Zee:  Look at me!  I’m a good boy!

Zuzu:  Mommy!  Bark!  Mommy!  Come tug my leash!  Bark!  Bark!

Zee:  You’re not looking at me.  I am such a good boy.

Zuzu:  Hey!  Why are you scratching him?!  No fair!  No fair!  Scratch me!  Bark!

Zee:  She loves me.

Zuzu:  Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

Zee:  Still being a good boy over here.......



Thursday, July 12, 2012

Obedience Training


Obedience Training

I have found it very difficult to find obedience training in N. Virginia.  It exists, but only only on evenings and weekends when my children have already filled up every spare second of my time with their activities.

I miss obedience training.  I miss learning to do new things with my dogs and I miss the homework.  I can also see some of our old training fade away due to a lack of practice and consistency.  I can see new habits beginning to develop.

So, we are trying something new - training in our home.  I did research and got recommendations and read references and chose Bark Busters.  They don’t call what they do obedience training.  They call it leadership training.  They base everything on the Alpha Dog concept and I liked that, so I chose them.  No treats and no punishment and no hanging my dog up by the neck so that they can’t breath.  I still can’t get over that one!

Our first training session was Tuesday and it was about 3 1/2 hours long.  The training was based on  making sure that we are in charge, not the dogs, and it uses a made-up word, Bah.

We got to make our own wish list and set our own priorities, which is nice.  Our first projects were door greeting and barking.  Lee gave us bean bags with shaky metal insides and water bottles, and we did drills.  He would come to the door in different disguises and ring the doorbell, the dogs would go crazy, we would throw the beanbag at the floor in front of them and say, “Bah”, and call them back to us, having them sit.  Then if they moved, they would get a discrete squirt.

I went the first couple times and Zee wanted nothing to do with the entire ordeal after one time.  He went and laid down in the kitchen eating area and didn’t bother answering the door or barking after the first doorbell ring.  Zuzu was curious about the whole thing, and seemed unphased, but was mostly listening.

Jim went next.  The doorbell rang and he threw the beanbag in front of Zu right as Zu turned and he beamed her right between the eyes!  I have never seen my husband lose control, but he started giggling and couldn’t stop!  He had to remove himself to the kitchen and I had to go ask Lee to start the exercise over after my husband had regained his composure.  It was hilarious!  I think even Zu was amused!

All of the other training was similar and based on getting their attention and correcting with a low bah.  Other simple tasks were to ignore them if they asked for attention, then give it to them later, and make sure that we always lead when walking anywhere....walks, doorways, stairs, etc.


He left, and told us to practice. EVERY day.  Yay!  (And I mean that, because I like practice.)

Day One

I say bah and Zee lowers his head and comes to me.

I say bah and Zuzu thinks I’m joining in and barks more.  I squirt, she snaps and the water and barks more.  I squirt again.  She throws her head towards the stream of water, barks more, throws her body at the window, barks more, looks at me, runs to another window, barks much much more!

Hmmm.

I stand tall, with my arms crossed, and look over her (like an alpha).  She prances up, nose butts me, barks at me, looks at me, nose butts me again, barks, bites the couch, mouths me, barks more.  (Repeat entire paragraph for at least five minutes.) Sits.  Looks.  Barks.  Yawns.  Sits.  Looks at me.  Growly grumbles, and lays down.

Okay.

I e-mail Lee and ask for an alternative to the water.  She loves it!  It is a giant game to catch the streams flying at her and Oh what fun it is to bark at them!  More!  More!  Bark!  Bark!  The house is now soaking wet and smells like dog.


He said to put a collar and leash on her (martingale, with a chain that can be snapped).  I do.  She goes to sleep for three hours.

Better.

She wakes up and Tressa and I decide to do outside drills.  These are kind of fun!  Disguises and water balloons!  Wahoo!

I got hats, scarves, jackets, sunglasses, and ran past the fence outside while Tressa waited with water balloons to distract and her bah at the ready.  Zuzu went CRAZY the first time I went by and Tress threw the water balloon at the fence and said bah.  She stopped, and then I’m pretty sure she realized it was me and didn’t bark any more.

She was either better the next three times, or she just wasn’t fooled by my many disguises after that.  Even when Tressa and I switched places, which is dangerous because I can’t throw or aim worth a darn, Zuzu seemed to know it was Tressa right away and just ran up to the fence, wagging her tail.

When Jim got home we worked on walking.  He has always wanted the dogs in a proper heel.  I have always disagreed.  I like them to be able to run around, doing their business, as long as they’re not pulling me as they do it.  Lee says they must be behind us because we are the alphas.  What a pain in the freakin’ ass!  But, I’m more obedient than my puppy, so we’re working on it.  Sigh.  They’re actually pretty good at it so far.  Grumble Grumble.

Day Two

We head down the stairs.  Zee takes off in front of me.  I say bah.  He stops mid-flight, turns around, comes back to me, and sits down.  (Who gave him the cheat sheet?)  Zuzu ran into Tressa’s room after the cat, completely ignoring us.  I went down the stairs first.  Zee followed when I said come.  Koshka ran down and Zuzu followed.  Success?  I think so.  :)  I'm counting it as a win.

The leash is working MUCH better than the water.  She doesn’t like the leash.  A quick snap and a bah and she actually barks a little less.  It’s not as much of a game as the water, and nowhere near as fun because she can’t run away and around me and attack different windows and doors.  Zee stops as soon as he hears my first, calm bah.  He looks at me with his big ‘I’m so sorry’ eyes and comes over to me.

The only thing Zee does not like is when he comes to me and asks for attention and I ignore him. He cries and gives a tiny yip and looks so sad!  I make sure to only wait a little bit before I give him love, and I give him love a lot when he’s not asking.  Zuzu is still demanding attention, and when I ignore her she barks and jumps on me, or claws me.  She’s way more annoying, so I don’t feel as bad, but I do make sure to love her when she’s not asking as well.  She’s not as impressed.  “Fine.  NOW you want to love me?  Whatever, Mom.”



So, we’ll keep on going.  Our next training is a week from tomorrow, then we head to Florida with both dogs.  And Zu’s in heat.  Pray for us!!